Mister Mort Mister Mort
December 28, 2017

for 10th grade (‘90 or ‘91) my parents wanted me in a larger yeshiva so they sent me to L.A. to study at Yeshiva Ohr Elchonon Chabad (it sucked, i got suspended for collecting new era fitteds, i had every american & national league team (NOT EASY TO FIND IN 6 7/8). i bought them downtown in the alley on fridays when we got out of school early to do #mivtzoim (put on tefillin with other jewish men). One day the rabbis broke in my dorm room and confiscated all my caps. (I only even ever wore them in phys-ed!!) yet still they had a problem with it/me. As much as I’ve always loved a uniform, I love mixing in my own flavor- and at a chassidish’e yeshiva there isn’t much room for that. Come to think of it, I got away with quite a bit…while all chassidishe’ yeshivas do not have the same uniform, they all pretty much require a white button up and dark trouser/pant. This yeshiva was slightly lenient (i now can’t believe they let me wear the plaid shirt and turtleneck)… FOR THE RECORD IM NOT A SPORTS FAN (but i do like uniforms, people and crowds)

for 10th grade (‘90 or ‘91) my parents wanted me in a larger yeshiva so they sent me to L.A. to study at Yeshiva Ohr Elchonon Chabad (it sucked, i got suspended for collecting new era fitteds, i had every american & national league team (NOT EASY TO FIND IN 6 7/8). i bought them downtown in the alley on fridays when we got out of school early to do (put on tefillin with other jewish men). One day the rabbis broke in my dorm room and confiscated all my caps. (I only even ever wore them in phys-ed!!) yet still they had a problem with it/me. As much as I’ve always loved a uniform, I love mixing in my own flavor- and at a chassidish’e yeshiva there isn’t much room for that. Come to think of it, I got away with quite a bit...while all chassidishe’ yeshivas do not have the same uniform, they all pretty much require a white button up and dark trouser/pant. This yeshiva was slightly lenient (i now can’t believe they let me wear the plaid shirt and turtleneck)... FOR THE RECORD IM NOT A SPORTS FAN (but i do like uniforms, people and crowds)

December 27, 2017

I was on a stroll around flat iron a few yrs ago (was working for kate/JACK SPADE at the time) and on a lunchbreak saw Karl walking in front of me. His butler was walking along side of him carrying a glass of (diet?) coke on a tray. I followed him for a block or so and saw a FENDI set he was ‘shooting’ (he had a few pros setting cameras up and stuff (thy helped him click the button). It was fun to watch. The models were in front of a giant Fendi logo that looked like a richard serra (rusty). i watched for a while but the whole time all I was thinking about was Karl’s dangly bow tie. It really bothers me when fellas have that gap between the tie and the shirt but I think that’s Karl’s thing so I left him alone.

I was on a stroll around flat iron a few yrs ago (was working for kate/JACK SPADE at the time) and on a lunchbreak saw Karl walking in front of me. His butler was walking along side of him carrying a glass of (diet?) coke on a tray. I followed him for a block or so and saw a FENDI set he was ‘shooting’ (he had a few pros setting cameras up and stuff (thy helped him click the button). It was fun to watch. The models were in front of a giant Fendi logo that looked like a richard serra (rusty). i watched for a while but the whole time all I was thinking about was Karl’s dangly bow tie. It really bothers me when fellas have that gap between the tie and the shirt but I think that’s Karl’s thing so I left him alone.